For the last couple months I've had some network instability at home. No, that's not a euphemism. Occasionally (and most annoyingly while playing Overwatch) I'll notice dropped packets and a ping that skyrockets from a solid 20ms to 300ms at a minimum. Name the theories and I've probably speculated the same, everything from an old router to water in the line to my house. It became a ritual to pop open a terminal window and `ping google.com` just to telegraph when I'd stop playing. The idea struck me to whip up an app to run on my phone to monitor my ping rather than keep a terminal window open.
A weekend project was born.
I recognize the humor in creating a mobile app to monitor the problem rather than addressing the problem, but option A takes you on a journey of learning and fun. Option B winds up costing money and once I dive down that rabbit hole I'll be spending a week developing grafana dashboards to monitor everything in the house.
After installing Android Studio and setting up my environment, I set to the simple task of pinging Google and parsing results. However, some quick research showed my first problem: Android / Java doesn't natively understand the concept of an ICMP packet. My mind was blown. Well, that's fine, I can still shell out and parse ping's results that way. Unfortunately, my testing showed that the default interface ping uses is your cellular data and you *can't* force it to use wlan0 without being root.
So I've now gone scouring for a decent Java library to handle pinging. It's 1AM on a Saturday, I have a cat on my wrists, send help.